If World War Two had been on Afterwind

*UPDATED! NOW WITH 20% MORE JEWS*

Himmler (Nazi Germany) is ready
Ahmadinejad (British Empire) is ready
Gardevoir (France) is ready
Fruit (Japan) is ready
TDFall (America) is ready
Houdini (Soviet Union) is ready
Vindictive (China) is ready
YOBA (Italy) is ready
LilD (Australia) is ready

LilD: Australia is good Australia is great we have dat freedom yo dawg
Fruit: stfu your terrible I'm bombing Darwin
LilD: NOU
Himmler: I want fucking everything
Ahmadinejad: let's make peace before you go batshit insane
Himmler: Fck you
Ahmadinejad: you get Czeckislovakia and whatever else if we can allyk?
Himmler: ok
YOBA: lawl I conquered Ethiopia after two tries I'm so cool
Ahmadinejad: your fucking terrible shit hail British somalilands
Himmler: I want Poland
Amadinejad: no gtfo if you fuck with Poland me and France will rape you right France?
Gardevoir: I want peace no cln war we all have fun
Himmler: LOL
Ahmadinejad: ugm
Gardevoir: fine
Himmler: lol fuck you
Ahmadinejad: OGM NOU give back Poland noob
Ahmadinejad: FAGGOT JAPANESE GIVE BACK SINGAPORE NOOBS
Fruit: lol u suk
Vindictive: BAWWWWWW STOP DOING GOOD
Fruit: xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxax
Himmler: lol I have Poland
Himmler: FUK U HOUDINI I WANTED ALL OF POLAND
Houdini: xaxa
Himmler: k I take like millions of other places and you qq k?
Himmler: ogm y r der so many joos in poland
Ahmadinejad: Cus britain didnt want them
Himmler: liek l0l i just kill them k?
Gardevoir: k I nave you
Himmler: get off my territory noob
Ahmadinejad: GO FRANCE
Himmler: lol suck my Luftwaffe!
Ahmadinejad: RAF will win you
Himmler: k I invade France now
Gardevoir: WAIT I DONTHAVE DEFENCE LINE YET
Himmler: idc
Gardevoir left the game
Gardevoir disconnected
Ahmadinejad: OGM
YOBA: problem, Britain?
Ahmadinejad: lol fuck you
Himmelr: yay, i kill more jews. this time its french jews
Gardevoir connected
Ahmadinejad: wtf
Gardevoir (Vichy France) joined
Ahmadinejad: lolololo fuk u
Gardevoir: I fukin hate losing to SRB
Himmler: k gard kill uk I fuck soviets
Himmler: also, kill some jews pls
Houdini: wat
Himmler: lolololo
Himmler: I take Ukraine and Belarus and shit that no one area about
Barrymore connected
Fruit: hey TDFall my name is fruit and I'm best kamikaze in check republic
TDFall: wtf?
Fruit: DAI HAWAII LOLOLOLOXAXAXAXA PEARL HARBOUR
TDFall: NOU
TDFall: I will kill u
Fruit: not without a HARBOUR lol
Barrymore (Finland) joined
Houdini: holy fuck gtfo
Barrymore: lolololo
Himmler: Barry are you going to d shit
Barrymore: nah I just want Russians out of Finland
Houdini: NOU
Himmler: Lou can't do anything I siege Leningrad and I almost have Stalingrad
Houdini: fuk u
Himmler: how many jews are in leningrad so i can exterminate them?
TDFall: lolololo I will kill OU nazis
Ahmadinejad: Hardevoir please stop sucking and play
Ahmadinejad: and YOBA, stop sucking too, OU have nothing left
YOBA: I still have Sicily
Ahmadinejad: not anymore xaxaxaxaxaxaxaxax
Gardevoir: gtfo Ahmadinejad
Ahmadinejad: no
Gardevoir: bawwwwww
Gardevoir: OMGWTFHTHQQQQQQQQQQQ
Ahmadinejad: surprise, today starts with a d lol
Himmler: no day starts with a d noob
Ahmadinejad: fuck you lol
TDFall: umad, Gardevoir? Lol dday saves the day! Cwutididthar?
Amadinejad: xaxa
Gardevoir left the game
Gardevoir disconnected
Vindictive: yay
Fruit: lol stfu I'm about to kill you
TDFall: not on my watch
Himmler: fuck Gardevoir
Houdini: lol I'm about to kill you
Himmler: shitzicles
Himmler left the game
Himmler disconnected
YOBA: noooo my general died
YOBA left the game
YOBA disconnected
Houdini: xax nowi declare war on Japan
Fruit: nou
LilD: Ally end dawgs?
Fruit: NO FUCK YOU
TDFall: lol I'm gonna kill the shit out of you fruit
Ahmadinejad: fruit stop being frut pls
Fruit: nah
TDFall: kool long range missile
Fruit: ofuk
Tdfall: lol I shit your city, ally end?
Fruit: ally end is for shitheads
TDFall: lol I found an Afterwind
Fruit: damn it
TDFall: lol I killed ur Nagasaki
Ahmadinejad: ally end?
Fruit: NOU
TDFall: u sure?
Fruit: fine
Fruit and TDFall are now allies
Fruit and LilD are now allies
Fruit and Ahmadinejad are now allies
Fruit and Houdini are now allies
Game over!