Make up Afterwind Achievements!

Post your own fake Afterwind achievements here with a name and, if you want, an image. You don't necessarily have to have achieved them.

Jack of all Strats - Win a game with every strategy.

Master of None - Win a game with the strategy of None.

Lady Luck on Your Side - Win a game with Lucky Bastard.

The Loser is You - Win a quick game that lasted over 5 hours.

Benedict Arnold - Backstab 10 allies.

Chronic Backstabbing Disorder - Backstab 50 allies.

Boom. Headshot. - Kill 100 generals.

Sacrifices Must Be Made - Lose 50 generals.

Just Want to Be Left Alone - Lose your general to the neutrals.

WTF? - Capture 12 player countries in one turn with marines.

Attention Whore - Get 200 rep.

Duct Taped - Get muted.

Bad Boy - Get banned. (Not trying to encourage earning the previous two)

Will post more when I have better ideas for names.

I don't think the last two would be added because people would most likely get ridiculed.

Armada Imperial -- Conquer Mexico as Spain.
Axis Medal -- Win in a ww2 scenario as member of the Axis.
Ally Medal -- Win in a ww2 scenario as member of the Allies.
No Guns? No Vodka. -- Hold all the Russian States for 10 weeks.
Learn and Conquer -- Complete the Tutorial.
War,war never changes -- Backstab a ally one turn before the game ends.

Gotta catch 'em all - Ally everyone in a game of 20 players

LilDTierPlay - Ally no one in almost all games

Thread Necromancer- Post in 10 threads that have been inactive for at least 3 weeks (See what I did there?)

Gorilla Warfare-Won 50 Africa games with Guerilla Warfare.

Scenario King - Get a scenario to the front page.
Team Player - Send 10k to your allies in an EU+ Team game.
learster'd - Win 500 world games with Master of Stealth.
Forum Monster- Have more than 1000 posts.

Asshole- Betray 500 alliances.

Troll-Be ignored by one player
Big Troll-Be ignored by 10 players
Mega Troll-Be ignored by 50 players
potlimtomaha-Be ignored by entire Afterwind population.

Impossible-Survive an entire game with Potlimit/Freedom/Hunger games without feeling dead inside...